the almost never ending story.

[oscarbreeder]

..It was a wal-mart employee wanting to take his fish to thier store, shove it in a lil cup and set it on the shelf with out water changes till someone buys it and then....

(sorry I couldnt help it I just got home from seeing 20 bettas in brown water at my Wal-Mart )

 

[TankGirl]

..the dyslexic neighbor who came to see what the fuss was about said the fish was trying to spell "empleh," which is Aramaic for.....

 

[revhtree]

..dirty laundry! What did he meen by that they all wondered. Anyway...

 

[lyquidphyre]

hahahahhahahaha *falls over*

the 17 year old, red faced, greasy haired, brace face employee from Wal-mart suddenly remembered he had dirty laundry that needed to be done and disregarded the msg left by Spot and hurried home. Meanwhile the dyslexic neighbor...

 

[Menagerie]

...exclaimed, "But fish don't wear clothes!! Oh! maybe he wants dirty laundry since he's so bored in that tiny tank." The neighbor runs into Dog's bedroom to get...

 

[TankGirl]

...the mending, which was piling up, and thought those feelers might make nice darning needles, but when he dumped the mending into the tank it turned a vivid green color.....

 

[Menagerie]

...What a pretty color the neighbor exclaimed! Meanwhile, in all the commotion, Spot...

 

[krap101]

found his true love. he saw a female Bellerophon being held captive my the evil emperor moose. He jumped

 

[Menagerie]

...out the window and landed in the pool. Immediatley, Spot felt ill, he was fading fast when he heard a scream from...

 

[krap101]

his true love. he sucked it in and

 

[oscarbreeder]

...tried to get out of the pool before the chlorine killed him but..........

 

[Bearfan]

quickly discovered the home owner was not the type to properly maintain the chlorine levels in his pool....

 

[Menagerie]

...once Spot realized he was just cold, he pulled himself together and made a mad dash to the top...

 

[krap101]

, then Dog came running in after him with a net and drowned

 

[lyquidphyre]

his sorrows with a bottle of whiskey and started telling Spot about the good ole days when he...

 

[Menagerie]

...used to date a beautiful cat from the next town over. Oh how Dog missed her, but alas...

 

[oscarbreeder]

they finally got reunited and had an offpring of thier own named catdog and it was...

 

[Menagerie]

...one ugly baby!!! Spot didn't understand how any of this related to him, but decided not to question it. Spot still needed...

 

[Devilishturtles]

...to find his true love. Where was she by the way? Still in the....

 

[Sparky]

...pool, sipping on a Pina Colatta and putting sunscreen on her dorsal, Spot decided it was time to...