fish jokes

[LyndaB]

Sooo confused...

You're not confused, you're just young.......

 

[paytertot]

You're not confused, you're just young.......

Hey, I got it! Lol

 

[George9]

Darn I'm too young lol

 

[absolutangel04]

What is the dumbest fish? Sardines. They climb into tins, close the lid, and leave the key on the outside!


Which fish dresses the best? A swordfish. It always looks sharp.

 

[Sillyfishies]

Hmm. I read that thinking it would be really good because its long. Oh well. I guess my kids wont know who Justin beiber is.

 

[BakerBoy17]

Hmm. I read that thinking it would be really good because its long. Oh well. I guess my kids wont know who Justin beiber is.

I'll be happy about that.

 

[paytertot]

I won't allow my children to know who Justin bieber was.
Lol

 

[Tetra1990]

I won't allow my children to know who Justin bieber was.
Lol

Amen to this!

 

[clearancepuppy]

I won't allow my children to know who Justin bieber was.
Lol

Best answer ever lol

 

[BakerBoy17]

I think maybe we should get back on topic before a mod has to shut down the thread..

 

[LyndaB]

How does a group of dolphins make a decision?…Flipper coin

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?…No, they do everything on porpoise

What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show?…Whale of Fortune

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?…He prawned everything

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?…Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?…Glass flippers

 

[Maxkolbe]

Look at this T-shirt. Lol.

 

[George9]

Look at this T-shirt. Lol.

I want that shirt!!

 

[Maxkolbe]

I know. I got it for my birthday!

 

[fort384]

Look at this T-shirt. Lol.

Fantastic.

 

[butterfly_koi]

Two goldfish were in a tank, one looks at the other and says "you man the guns, I'll drive"

(sorry haven't posted one in a while and this is all I found but it made me laugh lol)

 

[Athaocity]

I want that shirt!!

me too

 

[skywhitney]

Look at this T-shirt. Lol.

This. Is. Amazing.

now i have to find one so i can but it...

 

[manbeast]

just saw this

 

[Koopamaster]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

And yes I'm using Jeta's response to koi's riddle as my new signature lol. As long as you guys don't mind.