Alkane
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Thanks for reviving my joke thread.
OK, I have a confession. I don't get it. Is he crying because his dad yelled at him for laughing?
LyndaB said:A young man and an old man were fishing on a pier.The young man started telling the old one that the night before he caught a trout that was over 3 1/2 foot long.
The old man replied "Oh yea, well I was here 2 nights ago and I hooked something huge. After a 30 minute fight I finally got it up and it was an old lantern and the thing was still lit."
The young man said "You're lying. I can't believe that."
Then the old man said "I'll tell you what, you knock a couple of foot off your trout and I'll blow out my lantern."
If two goldfish were in the river with the river flowing south and one drowned where would the body float to?
LyndaB said:
What do you get when you cross two elephants and a fish?
RussellC said:Aquarium Advice Poster: "My tap water is sooo hard!"
Aquarium Advice Answerer: "Really, what are your gH and kH?"
Aquarium Advice Poster: "Don't know, never tested them."
Aquarium Advice Answerer: "Then how do you know the water's hard?"
Aquarium Advice Poster: "Because when my fish need a break from swimming, they go for a walk!"
LyndaB said:
What do you get when you cross two elephants and a fish?