w00t well *clears throat*
"I was born in Pawtucket, Rhode Island in the year 1952. I appeared in many television commercials immediately after being born then was almost simultaneously thrown into adulthood when I met and married my wife 1953. Children loved me because of my perpetual smile and my inumerable amount of accessories I carry with me at all times. In 1987 I gave up smoking and became the "spokesspud" for the American Cancer Society's Great American Smokeout. In 1992 I won the Presidential Sports Award without much effort. Remember the movie Toy Story? Yeah, that was me 8) Video games, TV shows, commercials...You name it, I got it. When I look back on my life, I can say that I sure was lucky. Because I wasn't no couch potato.
hukt on fonix wrokt fore me