It's all fun n games until someone gets a leech on their bum, THEN IT"S FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!! I can just picture resurgent running outta the bathroom screaming, "IT'S ON ME BLOODY BUM" LMAO OMG I canjust imagine what the neighbors would be thinking .... hee hee!!! Who would get the honor of removing it for him?? LMBO sorry resurgent, its just so funny.
Hey what if you put him in a cup of alka seltzer? I wonder if that would work?
I wouldn't step on him though, hes a little tougher to squish and kill than youd think. You'd need something heavy for that like a cinder block. Just put him on the concrete patio, lift the cinder block high above himin the air and let it drop. Boom its all over in a second. No suffering. Your old worm leech will then be converted to a FLAT WORM. If he dries out that way you could make a really neat bookmark. Well... a really neat bookmark in a sick kinda of way. Heh heh just kiddin