the almost never ending story.

[webmoose]

he was cold so he grew hair and became a dog and then he....

 

[Menagerie]

went after Oscar, who had been...

 

[deli_conker]

in total disbelief at everything he had seen this day. He swore up and down that he would quit drinking and never again would he...

 

[Sparky]

...stay in this strange household, Oscar boted for the door to escape the madness when..

 

[Menagerie]

...he felt his tail getting yanked on by...

 

[smallfry]

(this is getting waaaaay out of hand)

 

[smallfry]

 

[Menagerie]

Come on, smallfry, add to the story!!

 

[smallfry]

...he felt his tail getting yanked on by...

"Elmira.... Wake up you stupid cat! I wonder what YOU were dreaming about???"

 

[smallfry]

(happy now?)

 

[Menagerie]

Si!!

Oscar blinked his eyes a few times, got up and walked nonchalantly to the food dish. "Dreaming about???" he thought, that was no dream, that was a nightmare. He had to cut back on the sardine snacks before napping.

 

[lyquidphyre]

Before he started eating out of his food dish he noticed a fishy imprint, this made him freak out.. he ran through the house only to find

 

[Menagerie]

...Spot and the other fish swimming aimlessly in the tank. He went back to his food dish and realized...

 

[lyquidphyre]

how much he smelled..he needed a bath! So he sprint back to the aquarium and

 

[Menagerie]

...went to jump in when Elmira grabbed him. Elmira then exclaimed, "Oscar, you...

 

[lyquidphyre]

DO smell!!" Well lets give you a bath. As Elmira runs the bath water Oscar..

 

[krap101]

he jumps out and scratches her in the face. then she gives him

 

[Menagerie]

..."the boot" and Oscar laned in the middle of the tub--where he belonged. As Oscar sat there sopping wet, he thought...

 

[lyquidphyre]

"I'll get you my pretty and ur little fish too!"

 

[Menagerie]

Just then, Oscar let out a yawl as the water covered him up and he was all soapy. He looked into Elmira's eyes...