the almost never ending story.

[Menagerie]

It's been over 24 hrs and no one has added to this thread?!?!? Well then I will do it myself!

...a gave her a silent meow. It was a pitiful sight, yet Elmira couldn't help laughing as she dried Ocsar with...

 

[Sparky]

...a towel. But Oscar was silently hatching a plan, a devious most dastardly plan....he was going wait until it got dark and everyone was asleep and he was going to....

 

[Menagerie]

...run away! He was tired of Elmira, he was tired of the stupid fish. He wanted to go someplace...

 

[krap101]

where he could rule over people and they'd bow down to him. so he started.....

 

[deli_conker]

a religion that put himself as patriarch of all other forms of life. Followers flocked from all over in order to...

 

[smallfry]

THE END

 

[smallfry]

(just kidding)

a religion that put himself as patriarch of all other forms of life. Followers flocked from all over in order to...

"...give him catnip"

 

[Menagerie]

...and pet him and feed him minced mice. Now he had to figure out how to get out of the house...

 

[Sparky]

...He knew where they kept the spare house key. His only problem was that being a cat it was hard to manipulate a key with a paw, so he thought of something else....

 

[lyquidphyre]

he remembered a MacGyver episode where he escaped with gum and a toothpick... now if only he could remember...

 

[Menagerie]

...Oscar was also wondering if he would have to chew the gum or if it could be used plain. "Why don't cats have good long-term memories," he thought. So, he sat down in front of the TV and...

 

[deli_conker]

dozed off for a few while watching The Real World(c) on MTV(tm). Suddenly he was awakened by the sound of sirens and...

 

[mrmarine]

the swat team busted down the door....

 

[Menagerie]

..he woke up with a start! It wasn't the swat team, it was the 4 yr old's play group!! The sirens faded off in the distance and he went to find a place to hid. Meanwhile, all the play group...

 

[bound_for_obx]

sat down and feasted on Pepridge farms goldfish.

 

[Menagerie]

This made Oscar MAD!! Oscar felt they were mocking him--he couldn't have fish, why could the 4 year olds have fish?!?!? He could see them from his hiding spot in the...

 

[lyquidphyre]

middle of the floor. Oscar wasn't the brightest crayon in the box.. he liked to think he was invisible. Unfortunatly the group of germs on wheels spotted him and

 

[Menagerie]

...made a mad dash for him yelling "KITTY, KITTY, KITTY" at the top of their lungs. Oscar slouched down as though he was a wild cat in the jungle and the pack of wild dogs would run past him unaware that he was there...

 

[Sparky]

thinking he was invisible, he just sat there not moving. He realized after the first 4 year old pounced on him that Lyduidphyer was right, he is not the brightest crayon in the box. He mamaged to "slip" from the deadly choke hold the kid had on him only to find himself.....

 

[Menagerie]

LOL--Sparky and I were on the same wavelength!!


...having his tail yanked by another. He let out a pitiful YOWL...