the almost never ending story.

[krap101]

he bit the kid and ran away. then he found himself in themiddle of..

 

[Menagerie]

...a heap of trouble!! Hilda came running when she heard the commotion, the 4 year old that had been bitten was...

 

[webmoose]

starting to swell up like an alergic reaction so they.....

 

[Menagerie]

...were not too sure what to do and called the parents...

 

[lyquidphyre]

the parents were surprised by the fact their daughter was bitten by a cat.. they said she was a brat when it came to animals and the best way to cure the swelling was to..

 

[Menagerie]

..."Put ice on the wound and let her suck on a piece of ice to quit her down. Oh and she will need a bandaid!" Seeing the bandaids come out of the closet caused...

 

[krap101]

you have to kiss the bite or it will never heal completely. but make sure she doesnt scratch you because she has bacteria growing in her nails that will make you sick

 

[Menagerie]

Seeing the bandaids come out of the closet caused... you have to kiss the bite or it will never heal completely. but make sure she doesnt scratch you because she has bacteria growing in her nails that will make you sick

How does that fit in with the story???

Let's try this:
Seeing the bandaids come out of the closet caused...
...quite a commotion and all of the kids were pointing out where the cat "scratched" them and how they needed a Bandaid, or they might perish. The young girl's parent's were still on the phone and could be heard saying, "you have to kiss the bite or it will never heal completely. but make sure she doesnt scratch you because she has bacteria growing in her nails that will make you sick"...

 

[Menagerie]

...this was enough to make Hilda wretch...

 

[Sparky]

...so Hilda came up with the great idea of giving one of those "fake" kisses that those rich girls do to each other on TV. When she bent down to pull off the fake kiss, the bandaid she had in her hand fell out and....

 

[Menagerie]

...as the kid went to grab it, Hilda kissed the scratched area and immediately vomited...

 

[Sparky]

LOL, I was trying to stay away from the gross stuff... ...but...


...into the fishbowl where Spot was swimming around..(remember Spot? The main characture of this story?) Poor Spot had just got a fresh water change when this massive splash of vomit came cascading into the tank. He was so repulsed by it that he....

 

[krap101]

fell into the toilet.

 

[Menagerie]

At that point Elmira came rushing in and chastized her father for keeping fish in the bathroom. Why couldn't he keep a copy of Reader's Digest in there like everyone else?? She then...

 

[Menagerie]

...netted spot out of the toilet and placed him in a vase until the tank could be cleaned. Meanwhile, the four-year-olds were...

 

[lyquidphyre]

making cookies. There was flour EVERYWHERE the last time Elmire saw a mess like that was when...

 

[Menagerie]

...Oscar knocked over the bird cage--seed and feathers went flying everywhere!!...

 

[krap101]

Then the bird got out and oscar chasing her into the bathroom. She flew into the

 

[Menagerie]

...medicine cabinet and Oscar was righ behind her and crashed into it. Elmira realized a little flour wasn't so bad!!...

 

[krap101]

there was a mix of every kind of medicine and a little gunpowder, wood chips, flour, and fungus. There was a great boom