Top ten signs you know you’ve been watching your fish in your aquarium for too long . . .
10 – You’ve named all your fish
9 – They not only have names, they have titles (i.e. Norman the poop eater)
8 – You can identify the fish from each other
7 – Not only can you identify them, you recognize one of them in the absence of the other two
6 – You’ve spent more than 30 minutes contemplating outfits you can fashion for them to wear
5 – You leave work early to make fish-flake-cakes for their 2 week anniversary of still living in your care
4 – You’ve posed for pictures next to them
3 – You’ve held those pictures up to the glass so they can giggle with you at how silly ‘Persephone’ looked when she blinked
2 - You now have several different outfit ideas for each of them . . . for every holiday . . . fitted . . . in spandex
1 – You’ve set up a webcam so you can “be with them” no matter where you are.
My metamorphosis is complete!!
Say hello to Persephone, Paul and Norman at
http://www.toddwess.com/todd.html
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