What's your Pirate name?

[Atari]

www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php

My pirate name is:

Red Jack Bonney

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

 

[lmw80]

Black Mary Kidd

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

 

[Menagerie]

Calico Morgan Cash
Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

I answered that I was "tone-deef." Hmmm, I will try again.



Captain Morgan Vane
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr

Much better!

 

[poikilotherm]

Iron John Vane

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Hee hee, that's funny!

 

[webmoose]

Mad Tom Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

 

[Menagerie]

You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way.

At least I'm a captian, but I will sleep with one eye open with you around Iron John Vane

 

[fish_newbie]

Bloody John Kidd
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

 

[TankGirl]

Red Ethel Read.

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

This is just like the Pimpafy Your Name site - too funny, keep 'em comin!

 

[Blackpearl]

Captain Morgan Rackham
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

 

[fishfreek]

Red Harry Rackham

 

[William]

Iron William Kidd

 

[RogerMcAllen]

Mad Sam Flint.

 

[millipede]

hmm, another silly quiz... just like the flavour one I was skeptical, this time disapointed... I liked being a tomato...
Your pirate name is:


Dirty Davy Kidd



You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

So I guess I smell... I changed some of my answers and came up with the same thing... Both times I said I take daily showers... maybe that's not very piraty of me... but smell???
Eh, you can call me a grouch or sinical but I really wonder why some of these people wasted their time creating these quizzes... perhaps I am just a little bitter because it told me I smell, but there is really very little thought or truth in this quiz... Unless you all think I stnk and want to throw me overboard...

 

[Devilishturtles]

Aww Millipede..I don't think you smell!!

Iron Jenny Rackham

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

 

[frshwaterfinatc]

Mad Charity Flint



Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Eek. . . am I bipolar?

 

[revhtree]

Red Davy Rackham

ARR. MATEY!!!

 

[sumphead]

Bloody Roger Read

 

[cginflorida]

Red Mary Kidd

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

 

[Keeper]

Dirty Sam Rackham

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

 

[alrmc4]

Iron Mary Flint arr