ok I'm NOT a discus expert(I have some), but have spoken with very knowledgable discus keepers.
Kris ; sorry your discus are stunted.
They are shaped more like a football then circle.
That is why PR fish look better.
So sometimes quality isn't only in "if they live",but what you are given to work with.
Mine are stunted too and I still dig them.
Discus are WAY tougher then most think.
They do just fine in ANY water if dripped.
You want sensitive fish try GBR (also genetically weak to begin with!).
Hope you enjoy them and the rest of you boys......This was an entertaining read!